Friday, March 16, 2012


JOKES  by Kyle, Olivia and Jose
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Dot com.
What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?  I just love Baskin Robin
Knock knock. Who’s there? The. The who. Yyyyyyaaaahhhhhh.
Knock knock. Who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? Hahaha.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?  I have no Eye deer.
What has six wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
A math teacher asks a boy what 2, 4, 10, 17 are.  The boy replies HBO, Zoom, Sony and Pogo.
What did zero say to the eight? Nice belt.
Why can’t animals at the zoo take tests?  Too many cheetahs!
Knock Knock.  Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?  Gosh, it’s just a joke you don’t have to cry about it.                   

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